ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS:

Student 1: "who's shorter--midgets or dwarfs"
Student 2: "dwarfs are tall ass midgets--i saw this one chinese dwarf standing next to a midget he looked like yao ming"
Student 3: "you wrong--dwarfs and midgets the same height--difference is, dwarfs be angry--that's all they is--angry midgets"
Student 2: "YOU wrong--only SOME dwarfs be angry--but they all taller than midgets"
Student 4: "what about elves?"
Student 1: "elves ain't real"
Student 4: "you wrong--my brother said gary coleman a elf"
Student 1: "what about his ears"
Student 4: "he had surgery"