Eccleston quits Doctor Who role

Ummm...okay. Slacker.

Don'ts

"Back in the anti-metrosexual 70s the world was so Saturday Night Fever meets Welcome Back Kotter that "looking cool" basically meant acting like a greasy, overweight rapist who was obsessed with himself. Guy, that was THIRTY years ago."

DJ FORMAT - "We Know Something"

This may be one of the greatest music videos of all time.

Bright Lights Film Journal | Training Day

Training Day as metaphor for the U.S. and Iraq? Sure, why not.

Under the Covers: The Smiths - Pop Playground - Stylus Magazine

An analysis of the artwork on The Smiths albums.

A New Bunny - presented by Newgrounds.com

The whole Buzz Bunny/Loonatics thing has gone a bit too far. Watch this movie to find out more.

"Remember kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME!!!"

jerry hsu photo gallery

Just some oddball pics, noteworthy for the bloodied Morrissey fan. I don't think I've ever used those three words together before.

Metaphilm - Fight Club

"The moral of the story is that reality bites, kiddies. Calvin and Hobbes in Fight Club are proof of this sad, sad truth."

D O G T O Y :or: M A R I T A L A I D - You decide.

Hmm, that title seems to sum it up.

21 Feb 1973 - 21 Feb 2005

Ah, yes...another birthday. One year older, marginally wiser. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Synergy, I believe it's called.

"Yes, the profile has been a little higher than of late but I shudder when I hear the word 'come back'. I don't like to think that I'm back. I've always been here. It implies something about revisiting the past. There's nothing in the past I'd go back for. No reason ever to. As far as I'm aware only Doctor Who can go back in time. "

Doctor Who's back as well, you know.

"Well, of course he's back. He can never go forward, can he?"

Sexiest Man Alive

BikerFox is back with some new photos for the new year. The man CAN NOT BE STOPPED!

Well, as Baxter would say,

"Never be obedient."

LILEKS (James) : Institute: The Peculiar Art of Mr. Frahm

Loose elastic, celery, leering men...these series of pictures have it all. Mr. Frahm had a particular vision that was, at the very least, unique.

My Mom emailed me this link last year...not really sure why.

The "how to have 'dungeons and dragons' themed sex" guide

Back in middle school, we tried to start a D&D club for School Club Day, but were vetoed on the grounds that is was "Satanic". Maybe it DID put a curse on my social life for a couple of years. Heh.

Morrissey-solo | The Smiths rumored to reform at Coachella 2005 - Productshop NYC

If this were to happen, I would eat my shoe. Live. On pay-per-view.

Update: My shoe is safe now and forever.

Fashion Trend Setter

Have you ever wondered where I get my remarkable fashion sense? You guessed it...BikerFox. Guru, prophet, BikerFox is many things to many people. Join with him now...before all is lost.

Crank it! iTunes sells sounds of silence--for real | CNET News.com

Why oh WHY can't I think of things like this? I need a new business model ASAP!

Get your Pimp Name! How to be a true PIMP!

Apparently, my "pimp name" is Reverend Doctor Christopher Rockefeller. Looks like it's time to engrave some new business cards!

Although violence against women is, y'know, wrong.

Meteor showers to devastate planet Earth - PRAVDA.Ru

Great. As if there's not enough to worry about.