Monday, April 25, 2005

Naughty Food Items

Examples of dishes you might want to avoid ordering on the first date.

But, after the date is over and you're heading home alone with your crushed dreams, feel free to treat yourself to Happy Crak. Everything goes better with Happy Crak!

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Unused Audio Commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, Recorded for the Return of the King (Platinum Series Extended Edition) DVD

(Fake) film commentary from Chomsky and Zinn, from their unique perspectives.

Check out some of Chomsky's real commentary on the Mideast peace process.

Friday, April 15, 2005

ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE WORKING WORLD...

"Naw, we can't do that...that'd be, like...dislegal."

--- Some Guy, 15 April 2005

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Sesame Street: 25 of my favorite memories

I would have to add:

- Harvey Kneeslapper
- The Golden An
- Grover selling Kermit a toothbrush
- The Ladybug Picnic
- The King of 8
- The Alligator King
- Kermit's News Flash stories
- Don Music
- Fat Cat Sat Hat
- Telephone Rock
- The Count sleeping over at Bert & Ernie's apartment...keeping Ernie awake all night with his counting. In the morning, Ernie has these bloodshot, baggy eyes and keeps mumbling numbers in the thousands.

Too bad Noggin stopped showing the classic episodes a couple of years ago. For my daughters, you understand.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

EPIC 2014

THE FUTURE IS NOW. Or soon will be, at any rate.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

DJ Format / 3 Feet Deep

DJ Format is back with a new video. Video games and the old-school rap sound: an awesome combo. "Hamster!"

But then there is America We Stand as One.

Wow. Just...wow. Parody or sincere schmaltz? You be the judge.
Eastbay USA Pant

"Do you think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? Forgetaboutit!"

Monday, April 04, 2005

Hello Kitty Stress Test

"You are a serious person always able to control your temper.

Your stress level maintains in a balance level. Though if you deal with high stress, you will become quiet and fear your surroundings. For this type playing with pet will help you release the tension."

Very perceptive, HK.